I recently returned from a little weekend vacation in Salt Lake City and have a few recommendations should you ever decide to visit.
Meet old friends. These old friends will be incredibly gracious to there guests and are generally just a ton of fun to be around. Spend the entire time with them.
Relax for the full length of your time there. Remember, you are on vacation.
Go get mole from the Red Iguana. Get many different types of mole. Eat until it hurts. Then drink margaritas.
Briefly tour downtown.
Go to the Japanese festival to feel like you are in some warped scene from SLC Punk.
Take your dog for a walk down in Parley’s Hollow/Tanner Park
Get a pitcher of bud light and a garlic Burger at Busy Bee Bar & Grill
Check out Cocker’s in the Sugerhouse district (I’m pretty sure it’s the only place in Salt Lake City you can buy a butt plug without having to purchase club membership).
Spend the afternoon, and evening, drinking away in The Bayou. Sample all sorts of framboise, ipa, tripel, and maker’s shots.
Visit the Tabernacle, preferably with an ex-mormon so you can get the secret about the LDS and tips to avoid the onslaught of missionaries.
Spend an entire afternoon watching kids play in the park.
Come home refreshed.