100 Things

Typical of nearly everything on this blog, and in my life, I’ve decided to once again just simply follow the crowd and do the cool thing. Also typically, I’m doing it about 2 years after the fad has been killed. You call it retro, I call it old. So ladies and gentlemen, it is without the appropriate fanfare, without further ado, and without an ounce of dignity that I present to you my 100 things list:

1. Skin
2. A Bear Trap
3. A Fire Alarm
4. Honey
5. The Showcase Showdown
6. A Sleepover
7. Afterhours Parties
8. Woodpecker
9. Landlord
10. Blank Marquee
11. October
12. Fishing Lures
13. Daredevil
14. It
15. Ghostly Voices
16. Joint
17. ADoorway
18. Refrigerator
19. A Smooth Pebble
20. A Scratch
21. The Flu
22. Swing Set
23. Wilted Lettuce
24. Bahn Mi
25. Poles
26. Flashlight
27. Bling Bling
28. Turquoise
29. My Silhouette
30. A Protractor
31. The Bible
32. A Slow Clock
33. Falafel Balls
34. Steam
35. Mood
36. Luau
37. A Mad Scientist
38. A Radio
39. Sand
40. Photographs Of Old Loves
41. A Rifle Scope
42. Pussy
43. A Controller
44. Our Song
45. Reluctance
46. The Moon
47. The Epicenter
48. The Abyss
49. Fall
50. A Pile Of Dirty Laundry
51. A Down Blanket
52. Thurston Moore
53. A Combination Lock
54. A Tin Can
55. Austin Texas
56. Cantaloupe
57. Tickle Fights
58. Crack
59. A Handful Of Mustard Seeds
60. A Jump Rope
61. The Good Ones
62. Blue Jeans
63. Lip Gloss
64. Bolts
65. A Copy Of Love In The Time Of Cholera
66. A Sweatband
67. A Whale
68. Stonehenge
69. Amniotic Fluid
70. An Air Filter
71. Daddy Long Leg
72. The Dewey Decimal System
73. Congress
74. The Long Arm Of The Law
75. Fashion
76. Toilet Paper
77. Paparazzi
78. The Edge
79. Dust
80. Due North
81. A Feeper
82. A Butte
83. A Mumble
84. Vesper
85. An Empty Canteen
86. The Old Muddy
87. Wallpaper
88. Tonsils
89. The North Pole
90. Ecstasy
91. Termites
92. French Dip
93. Kitty Cats
94. Dildos
95. Fruit Juice
96. Cruise Ships
97. Snow
98. Trampolines
99. A Dirty Joke
100. You

5 thoughts to “100 Things”

  1. i don’t get it. is this 100 things you want to do? or that you are? or you want to buy? or throw away? please explain. maybe I’ll do one too. but I do not know if I will be able to think of 100 things i haven’t done ?!

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