My Laundry Money
Negative progression. My laundry didn’t get done this week.
On Wednesday night I went down to the local 7-11 to get laundry biscuits (quarters for laundry, that is, for all you not in the know). The lady at the register was unable to break a twenty for me so I went to the bar across the street hoping that after buying a drink I could get a bunch of ones that I could then turn into quarters, and in turn, do laundry with. On my first drink I began telling the girl next to me about this story. On my second drink I met, by coincidence, the intern of a good friend. She ignored me. On my third drink I got in an argument with one of the guys next to me about the benefits utilitarianism vs objectivism as related to both society and individuals. He was on his third+ drink too, so this made for a lively and fun debate. On my fourth drink I was in the back room playing pool with two very drunk but very cute girls and applying cue chalk like eye shadow to one of them. On my fifth drink I spent all of my laundry money. Now I’m wearing dirty socks.
1 Shannon (aka eelnahs) Says:
oh god, that is so funny. i’m so GLAD i have a washer and dryer and don’t live in an apartment anymore ….
2 lotus Says:
I send mine out. It’s damn expensive, but I have few other options in my building and no time. At first I was creeped out by the idea of people washing my dirty underwear. But now I’m totally spoiled.
3 liz Says:
that is very funny!!
4 Texas T-Bone Says:
If you have enough to drink, it makes you forget your clothes are dirty or your socks smell like the south end of a north-bound dog.
5 hubs Says:
You dirty drunk T-bone. Have a great weekend!
6 dave Says:
My secret: buy new socks.
7 chevy Says:
i just hope you werent using the stick to apply the chalk like eyeshadow.
8 Allison Says:
Aw, such good intentions! This post makes me laugh!
9 jules Says:
Don’t feel too bad. I am sockless AND going commando today. Damn dirty clothes.
10 Shivana Says:
talking about dirty laundry…of course if something doesn’t smell nice…one would get rid of it instantly….but currently we r listening to a laundry guy covered with
dirty laundry but sad cant do much but bear with his stench…