And Pay More Attention
I need to get a move on. It starts tonight. I’m really gonna get shit done. No really.
On Friday I went out to a local bar because I had some tokens for free beer and I was just gonna sit at the bar for an hour and write my toast for Lebers wedding. I got a bit written then started talking to this guy who sat down next to me. He got sacked that day and was looking to get drunk and yell at whoever would listen. He was a pretty funny guy though and was entertaining for a while. We played foosball untill he got so drunk I wasn’t able to understand him any longer. I then sat at the bar for an hour while this girl used me to keep other guys from hitting her. I’m as sexually threatening as your grandma. I also got a late night phone call that made my head swim in warm fuzzys and knotted my sheets with reeling.
I woke up early on Saturday and went over to A.P.’s. We fixed early morning bloody mary’s and waited for some other friends to show up. I never ate dinner on Friday so I never really sobered up. We then went and played in the BDA tournament. I played all right. Much better than last time. I really think a good buzz and a scramble does wonders for my game. After the tournament we sat around and drank beer for a while. I took a quick nap when i got home and then went to my local bar and drank red bull and vodkas and chatted up whoever happened to sit down next to me.
I slept in on Sunday and laid on the couch, a complete puddle of goo from the last two days. A little sunburnt and really thirsty. Then I went of to pick up my brother and his girl and we went to Bed, Bath & Beyond and picked up a couple gifts for my mom. We gave her a yoga carrying case and a bath kit. I didn’t think that either of the presents were all that great but she got real excited about them. I think she’ll like the earrings best. We had shish kabobs that turned out delish. We also watched About Scmidt which I don’t think I liked but kinda did in a weird way, every character was somehow acutely pathetic and only semi-likable. I need to watch it again and pay more attention to it. Happy 56th Mother Figure.
1 chevy Says:
my grandmother is actually pretty sexually threatening.
2 Shannon (aka eelnahs) Says:
what did you think of Omaha? It looked all dirty and gross in that movie.
3 sassylittlepunkin Says:
ok, chevy’s grandma scares me right now.
4 liz Says:
…and what’s the story with all these mysterious late night phone calls?
5 Sweet Jezebel Says:
My guess it that your Tavern UPtown isn’t in LoDo? Which is where my friends and I will be living this weekend.
6 hubs Says:
shannon: i thought omaha looked really small in that movie. i really liked the road trip scenes.
liz: i know! it’s totally exciting. a developing romance. she’s been around this blog and maybe even yours too.
sweet jez: no, it’s not in lodo. but i can walk to lodo (using the free shuttle). and lodo is were your going to wanna be, there is a better night life down there, but it’s a lot younger. i’ll email you.
7 ginni Says:
i love red bull and vodka. i am like a party machine when i have a few of those. i just can’t sleep for the next few nights afterwards. getting old sucks.