These Truths I Hold Self Evident
I like my coffee the way I like women: blonde and creamy
I like my coffee the way I like women: hot and wet
I like my coffee the way I like women: steamy and in large cups
I like my coffee the way I like women: fullbodied
I like my coffee the way I like women: first thing in the morning
I like my coffee the way I like women: strong and keeping me up all night
I like my coffee the way I like women: dribbling down my chin
I like my coffee the way I like women: drunk, horny, writhing on my living room floor, and dressed up in a catholic schoolgirl’s uniform with her skirt hiked up around her waist exposing her one-size-too-small, slightly wet panties, and letting out barely audible, breathy little moans.
1 gijyun Says:
you forgot :full of cocaine.
2 Kyle Says:
I need to change my brand of coffee.
3 Satan™ Says:
I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up and in the freezer.
I can no longer wear that t-shirt to work because 3 people complained it was offensive. It’s only offensive if your grandma got ground up and put in someone’s freezer. Fuckin’ people, I tell ya.
4 panajane Says:
I like my coffee like I like my men: Tall, dark, and hot.
5 Shmeder Says:
yummy… thanks for bringing back some great recent memories I’ve had with that guy.
6 jg Says:
i like my women how i like my beer: bubbly and lots of head
7 david Says:
I like my coffee like I like my women: dark, bitter and with an oily sheen on top.
8 mh Says:
Wow. I want some freaking coffee.
9 Kilgore Trout Says:
I like my coffee the way I like my women: Colombian, with a mustachioed dude and a burrow in tow
10 marcello Says:
i never drank or liked coffee before but suddenly, it’s appealing. mmm, coffee.
11 Todd Says:
…or in the immortal words of Eddie Izzard, “I like my coffee like I women - with a spoon in them.”
12 Rori Says:
ROTFL!
13 megan Says:
It’s time to change this dumb-ass post.
14 gijyun Says:
i like my coffe like i like my blog: updated.
15 jg Says:
see what happens when you don’t update? you get spammed.
16 teahouseblossom Says:
Uhhhh…I was a catholic schoolgirl…
17 marcello Says:
and the winner of the “funniest comment of this particular entry” award goes to …
(drum roll)
SATAN!
honorable mention: eddie izzard.
18 isabella Says:
I want to comment but since Satan has already won the contest the motivation is kind of gone, isn’t it?
Hmm, speaking of Satan, what are those little numbers in parentheses next to people’s names, hubs?
19 clintoen Says:
I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up and in the freezer.