Ghost Turds

Can I get a “Good God Damn Ya’ll”?

Thank you.

Let’s see. Have you guys seen Project Runway? I watched this show both Sunday and last night and it cracks my shit up. The Queer Eye For The Straight Girl is… well… queer. I fell asleep on the couch watching it. So I pretty much won’t be watching that half-hour of queerness again. They were all really trying too hard. It’s too bad.

What else? Try the netflix friendster thingy. You’ll be happy you did.

These are pretty good. I like to call them ghost turds. The best part is they don’t stain your hands/clothes and they taste good to boot. Check out the Annex for a link to a super-bo-jangles snackers website.

I got myself a new battery for my camera, and a flashcard reader too. But my best purchase of the day was my Pressto Hot Dogger. Don’t worry, you’ll be hearing more about this in the future.

11 Responses to “Ghost Turds”


  1. 1 elizabeth Says:
    January 14th, 2005 at 7:18 am

    is that the hot dogger or the hot diggety dogger? I haven’t been able to access netflix friends in a day. its making me mad.


  2. 2 chevy Says:
    January 14th, 2005 at 7:53 am

    i cant get that friends thing either.

    and um, ghost turds?


  3. 3 spy Says:
    January 14th, 2005 at 12:07 pm

    Hey Hubs…ya gotta stay away from that reality shit….our lives are scary enough. Models crying and queer guys dressing people…when will it end?

    And I second….ghost turds?


  4. 4 hubs Says:
    January 14th, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    it was the actuall hot dogger that i purchased.

    SE, i recieved your netflix invitation and joined.

    i can’t help it. i love the trash tv. it’s all i watch.

    ghost turds.


  5. 5 spy Says:
    January 14th, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    Oh…Ghost Turds….now that is some funny shit…Love it!


  6. 6 jocelyn Says:
    January 14th, 2005 at 4:57 pm

    :-/ I have post mexico depression sydrome and can’t think of anything else to comment

    sigh


  7. 7 ginni Says:
    January 16th, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    mmm, now i want bojangles.


  8. 8 chevy Says:
    January 17th, 2005 at 7:37 am

    i see why you’re calling those ghost turds, but by the strict def. ghost turds aren’t white, theyre the turds that you just felt, you just wiped and there was shit on the paper, but no shit in the bowl.


  9. 9 hubs Says:
    January 18th, 2005 at 5:31 pm

    nice on chevy. ghost turd: as defined by the urban dictionary.


  10. 10 Chris Kotarsky Says:
    April 6th, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    dude you are so gay.


  11. 11 i hate turds Says:
    April 18th, 2005 at 11:30 am

    i want to trow up now. ya’ll some sick bastards.

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