Monthly Archives: April 2005

Rumor Mill

You heard it here first. A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend told me…. Nick and Jessica Simpson are separated. She was fucking Johnny Knoxville during the entire filming of “Dukes Of Hazard”. Word is that Knoxville is real down on himself about breaking up the marriage. I’m thinking he wasn’t [...]
Posted in dissapointment | 25 Comments

Sittin There With Sweatpants On, Bare Feet.

[flashvideo file=/wp-content/uploads/2005/04/Kaboom-Trailer-Home-Explosion1.flv height=350 width=500 /] Holy Crap! This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in 2005. How can this be Minneapolis and not Alabama. I guess the accent isn’t the same. Is there somebody who could record this and email it to me. PLEASE.
Posted in culture | Tagged | 8 Comments

While You’re Still Employed

My few weeks of unemployment have taught me some valuable lessons. The ten most important ones are listed below. 1. Constantly be updating your resume. If you haven’t updated your resume in 5 plus years, it’s going to take you a full week to track down the information about your old employers, type up a [...]
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So, What Are You In It For?

So the recent unemployment phase of my life was not nearly as harrowing as it could have been. But I must admit I was scared. I knew I’d survive, I have an incredible safety net of friends and family. Thank you all, your pep talks helped more than you think. I ended up only missing [...]
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