Rumor Mill
You heard it here first. A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend told me….
Nick and Jessica Simpson are separated. She was fucking Johnny Knoxville during the entire filming of “Dukes Of Hazard”. Word is that Knoxville is real down on himself about breaking up the marriage. I’m thinking he wasn’t down enough to enjoy it.
Remember, you heard it on Hubsville first. Expect it to hit the tabloids in about three weeks!
Jesus Christ this thing is falling apart! (hubsville that is)
1 elizabeth Says:
or maybe she was down on him if you get what I’m saying.
2 Satan™ Says:
Not to undermine your amazing ability to report the “news,” but who the hell cares? I just wish they’d release the movie where Knoxville pretends to be retarded so he can fix bets on the Special Olympics. I saw that preview a year and a half ago.
3 jocelyn Says:
OMG
4 chevy Says:
but US weekly just said they were back together! oh what to believe what to believe!
5 chevy Says:
uh! my comment disappeared!
but i said something about us weekly just saying they were back together!
wouldnt everyone rather fuck nich lachey than johnny knoxville? altho neither one of them is a stabler or anything.
6 chevy Says:
oh nevermind. sorry for all the exclaiming!!!!
7 hub Says:
i guess the are trying to let things cool down a little bit with the movie realease and the finnally of newlyweds and all. apparently jessica is currently living with her parents. the simpsons just went on some fund raising event or something overseas but i think they’re just fulfilling comitments at this point.
8 elizabeth Says:
oh, and its hazzard. It actually is sort of an important difference since here it refers to hazzard county, ky, not a dangerous situation.
9 hubs Says:
“sort of” being the imperative words in that last sentance.
10 isabella Says:
Who are these people?
11 jocelyn Says:
Johnny Knoxville is hot, tht is all I have to say.
12 teahouseblossom Says:
Yeah..so are you the same guy who reported that the Pope had died 48 hours before he actually did?
:o)
13 MALA Says:
Curiosity got the better of me and I netflixed the Newlyweds.
I’m hoping this rumor is wrong, because frankly, those two are perfect for each other.
It would be a pity to let them loose on poor, unsuspecting singles.
14 gibbons Says:
unless, of course, i was one of those singles… c’mere ms. simpson, i want to show you my, um, launch pad…
15 david Says:
I heard she’s carrying Brittney’s baby.
16 little spanish eddie Says:
hubs man, what happened to you?
17 hubs Says:
just takin’ a little breather.
18 Satan™ Says:
This is more than a “little breather.” This is more like a coma. We miss you.
19 Satan™ Says:
This is more than a “little breather.” This is more like a coma. We miss you.
20 Melissa Says:
Hrm. Spammers seem to think you need a breather because your penis is small.
21 hubs Says:
they also seem very aware of my gambling, incest, and erectile problems too. i told you this thing is falling apart.
22 little spanish eddie Says:
fuckers are getting me too, hubs. it’s becoming daily maintenance to delete them. problem is they have so many IP addresses, it’s only temporary to block the IP address.
23 jg Says:
hi, hubs.
24 Argentum Says:
For some reason, this ruins the Dukes of Hazard movie for me.
Incest just doesn’t turn me on.
25 Satan™ Says:
Just do what I did. Pay the $10 to haloscan and you’ll never get spammers in your comments. They said it was an annual fee, but I’ve only paid them once. It’s quite nice to not have to worry about it.