Being poor is knowing exactly how much everything costs. If you’re ever find yourself at the grocerie complaining because the guy in front of you at the “15 item” cash register line has 17 items, come home and read this so that you can at least be glad you were in line with a 1/2 gallon of milk and a hershey bar.

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