(Naked) Lawn Ornaments

My girlfriend hardly ever reads this blog. She knows about it. But I think the stuff I post here has little or no interest to her. I believe she read a lot of the old stuff when we first started dating, but none of it was as juicy as she had hoped it would be. In fact, I don’t think I even have any old girlfriend pictures on here. I mean, that’s what you’re looking for when you sneak through your significant others stuff, isnt it? Anyway, I think she only stops by once a month just to make sure I didn’t post those nakie pictures of us.

When we had the big storm last December she stomped out in the middle of the night, during the heavy snowfall and took pictures of our lawn ornaments – the ladybug, the funky flamingo, and the glowing orb. When she came back inside she handed me the camera and said, “Check it out, it’s for your blog”. I figured since she just came back inside from a blizzard, the pictures weren’t the nudies I was hoping for. They are, however, the first girlfriend contributed entry, so for that you should be thankful, because if she reads this, I’m guessing it’ll probably be the last. Enjoy.

Ladybug Lawn Ornament Flamingo Lawn Ornament Glowing Ball Lawn Ornament

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9 Comments

  1. Posted February 19, 2007 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    G rules.

  2. Posted February 19, 2007 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    Yes she does Gijyun. I’m a very lucky man.

  3. lux
    Posted February 19, 2007 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    Those snowflakes are huge. O_O
    I never thought I would say this, but I like the snowy flamingo.

  4. Posted February 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    that’s very sweet. kev acts like he doesn’t care about my blog either. i’m still waiting for his contribution.

  5. Posted February 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    Sweet. Pink flamingos are a sure sign of a happy home!

  6. Posted February 20, 2007 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    lux – And the snowy flamingo likes you.

    rosie – I’ve seen kev comment before i think but i don’t know if that counts as a contribution.

    ikicsi – You’re alive! And freaking me out a little with the flemeng-shui.

  7. Posted February 21, 2007 at 7:45 am | Permalink

    Haha! I am, indeed, alive. And now relegated to pure lurker status in the ol’ blogosphere.

  8. Posted February 21, 2007 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    My girlfriend regularly reads my blog and I must say I hate that!

    The pictures would be much better with a shallow depth of field.

  9. Posted February 22, 2007 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

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