Monthly Archives: July 2007
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Yesterday I went to see the new Simpsons movie. Definitely worth my $6.00. But I’m a fan of the Simpson and laughed throughout the entire movie, so my opinion is probably a bit biased. Still, I recommend you go see it. Stay through the credits to hear the Springfield Anthem, afterall, the music is one [...]
Robinson “Hubs” Crusoe
I’ve wrote about purchasing an island before. I think I’ve found the one I want. Now I just need to come up with the $75,000,000
Bacon Flavored Water
Molli’s Choice non-carbonated water is pure, free of fluoride and chlorine, are fortified with vitamin and nutrients, and are specially formulated to promote healthy teeth, bones, eyes and heart. To top it all off, the water is FLAVORED LIKE BACON. The catch, it’s made for your dog. Don’t fear however it’s safe for human consumption. [...]
Chaos On The Rink
I guess I’ll try and catch up on some of my recent doings. Last Friday was opening night for the Denver Roller Dolls. We got some free tickets for donating to Denver Safehouse which, of course, made the event even sweeter. Dang, roller derbies are an absolute blast. It took me a little while (about [...]
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Blatant Self Promotion
Go ahead, click me:
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Wednesday’s Wonderful World Of Wikipedia: The Grandfather Paradox
The paradox is this: Suppose a man traveled back in time and killed his biological grandfather before the latter met the traveler’s grandmother. As a result, one of the traveller’s parents and by extension, the traveler himself would never have been conceived. This would imply that he could not have traveled back in time after [...]
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Mickey D’s Worldwide
A quick look at unusual McDonalds menu items from around the world.
Skull-A-Day
Designer Noah Scalin promises to design and blog a skull every day for a year.
Wednesday’s Wonderful World Of Wikipedia: The Mongolian Death Worm
The Mongolian Death Worm is a cryptid reported to exist in the Gobi Desert. It is generally considered a cryptozoological creature, one whose sightings and reports are disputed or unconfirmed. There are a number of extraordinary claims by Mongolian locals (such as the ability of the worm to spew forth a yellow poison that is [...]
Workin’ It!
These girls are WORKIN’ IT. I created this video last night. The music is a song called “Zukunft” by Estonian band Fuck Yuo I Am A Robot, which I also discovered while surfing around the web last night. Fuck Yuo I Am A Robot’s newest release “Compensator For The Accelerator” is available for download for [...]
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Big, Hard, Throbbing Buildings
Speaking of threatening wieners, check out this gallery of phallic buildings. The winner of their “most phallic building ever” award goes to the “big brick dick” in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Threatening Weiners
I love this hotdog homeland security threat level system. We are currently at threat level Chicago dog with the works. Severe Risk – Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Tijuana Danger Dog Topped With Jalapenos, Onions and Mayo High Risk – Chicago Dog With Everything Significant Risk – Hebrew National Kosher Dog With Relish and Onions General Risk – Microwaved Oscar Meyer Wieners on [...]
Wednesday’s Wonderful World Of Wikipedia: The Monty Hall Problem
The paradox is this: When playing “Let’s Make A Deal“, do the player’s chances of getting the car (behind door number 1, 2, or 3) increase by switching doors once a guess has been made (so technically it’s down to two doors at that point)? Surprisingly, the answer is Yes and the Monty Hall Problem [...]
Delayed
It’s a week late but I thought I’d share a little about my Independence Day holiday. I woke up early and headed over to Bear’s house for the 4th of July Pool Party And 2nd Annual Beer Olympics: Aquatic Version. Events included blind mans beer, swim-chug-pull, beer tread. G and I came in second place [...]
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