Threatening Weiners

I love this hotdog homeland security threat level system. We are currently at threat level Chicago dog with the works.

Severe Risk – Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Tijuana Danger Dog Topped With Jalapenos, Onions and Mayo

High Risk – Chicago Dog With Everything

Significant Risk – Hebrew National Kosher Dog With Relish and Onions

General Risk – Microwaved Oscar Meyer Wieners on White Bread Roll with Ketchup

Low Risk – Steamed Tofu Pup on Sprouted Wheat Roll