Threatening Weiners
I love this hotdog homeland security threat level system. We are currently at threat level Chicago dog with the works.
Severe Risk - Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Tijuana Danger Dog Topped With Jalapenos, Onions and Mayo
High Risk - Chicago Dog With Everything
Significant Risk - Hebrew National Kosher Dog With Relish and Onions
General Risk - Microwaved Oscar Meyer Wieners on White Bread Roll with Ketchup
Low Risk - Steamed Tofu Pup on Sprouted Wheat Roll
