Bacon Flavored Water

Molli’s Choice non-carbonated water is pure, free of fluoride and chlorine, are fortified with vitamin and nutrients, and are specially formulated to promote healthy teeth, bones, eyes and heart. To top it all off, the water is FLAVORED LIKE BACON. The catch, it’s made for your dog. Don’t fear however it’s safe for human consumption. See our email exchange after the jump. I know what I’m buying next time I’m at PetSmart.

From: hubs@artifacting.com [mailto:hubs@artifacting.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:56 AM
To: info@mollibrands.com
Subject: human consumption

Can your flavored waters, particularly “bacon delight” be consumed but
humans?

From: “Mollibrands”
Date: Thu, May 24, 2007 8:55 am
To: hubs@artifacting.com

Dear Hubs,

Our products are Pet Parent Safe(Human). It’s a simple scent of flavors
with nutritional ingredients that you can find in some products like Vitamin
Water, Energy drinks(redbull). It’s just that the formula is specific for
the pets health. You would smell the flavors with light vitamin taste.

Mollibrands, Inc.
“Water Your Pet”

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