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	<title>Artifacting &#187; awkwardness</title>
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		<title>Moist Panties</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2010/07/15/moist-panties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A compendium to Wet Panties. Originally titled &#8220;A New Dynamic Clothing Model. Part 2: Parameters Of The Underclothing Microclimate&#8221; Based on a new modeling, described in the first part of this paper, which takes into account the pumping effect under garments, the various parameters characterising the confined air, and managing its dry and latent losses, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A compendium to <a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2008/10/16/wet-panties/">Wet Panties</a>. Originally titled &#8220;A New Dynamic Clothing Model. Part 2: Parameters Of The Underclothing Microclimate&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p>Based on a new modeling, described in the first part of this paper, which takes into account the pumping effect under garments, the various parameters characterising the confined air, and managing its dry and latent losses, are determined. The mean temperature, calculated from heat exchanges with skin (or underwear) and with the garment, progresses exponentially as a function of the trapped time, until a limit. The mean humidity amount, determined from the energy of total evaporation, from the air layer renewal rate and from the <a href="http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&#038;_udi=B6VT1-402TT4H-9&#038;_user=10&#038;_coverDate=05/31/2000&#038;_rdoc=1&#038;_fmt=high&#038;_orig=search&#038;_sort=d&#038;_docanchor=&#038;view=c&#038;_acct=C000050221&#038;_version=1&#038;_urlVersion=0&#038;_userid=10&#038;md5=2bdcdd7adaca66d5bcd5be4de5167ec3">water vapour diffusion through the fabric, increases linearly</a>. Using a movable thermal manikin, walking at various speeds, and with a combined effect with wind, the intrinsic air speed and convection coefficient are defined. The intrinsic air speed combines the effects of external air and body motions. The intrinsic convection coefficient is a linear function of the square root of the inner air speed.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Full Double Rainbow Songs</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2010/07/09/double-full-double-rainbow-songs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure you have seen Hungrybear9562&#8242;s incredibly emotional and hilarious &#8220;Mountain Giant Double Rainbow&#8221; video by this point. If you haven&#8217;t, go watch it now! Trust me it&#8217;s worth the three and a half minutes of your life that it will cost. What you might not know, is that there are a handful of musical [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure you have seen Hungrybear9562&#8242;s incredibly emotional and hilarious &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI">Mountain Giant Double Rainbow</a>&#8221; video by this point. If you haven&#8217;t, go watch it now! Trust me it&#8217;s worth the three and a half minutes of your life that it will cost.</p>
<p>What you might not know, is that there are a handful of musical remixes already created. Check them out below:</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.thegregorybrothers.com/">Gregory Brothers</a> of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/show/autotunethenews?s=1">Auto-Tune the News</a> fame have turned the new famous video into one of their clever overly autotuned songs. The ditty finishes with a vocal rendition from the band.<br />
<a href='http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Double-Rainbow-Song.mp3'>Double Rainbow Song</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Somewhere Over The Double Rainbow&#8221; is the best remix to date in my opinion. Created by <a href="http://jamesurbaniak.tumblr.com">James Urbaniak</a>, it&#8217;s a mashup with Kermit the frog&#8217;s &#8220;Rainbow Connection&#8221;. Brilliant!<br />
<a href='http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Somewhere-Over-The-Double-Rainbow.mp3'>Somewhere Over The Double Rainbow</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Auto Tune The Rainbow&#8221; is a pretty horrible remix (and the only one actually <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/auto-tune-the-rainbow/id381214183?i=381214216">trying to make a buck</a> off this) slapped together by <a href="http://www.masonvanvalin.com">Mason VanValin</a>.<br />
<a href='http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Auto-Tune-The-Rainbow.mp3'>Auto Tune The Rainbow</a></p>
<p>Twin Cities-based producer <a href="http://www.gigameshmusic.com/">Gigamesh</a> has just released a remix called &#8220;It&#8217;s So Intense.&#8221; Gigamesh pushes past the meme and turns it into a surprisingly listenable little dance jam.<br />
<a href='http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Its-So-Intense.mp3'>It&#8217;s So Intense</a></p>
<p>The game designers over at <a href="http://rockethands.com/">Rockethands</a> created Double Rainbow (All The Way). I like the 70&#8242;s rock vibe it has. It&#8217;s a lot more organic than any of the others too. Which is nice.<br />
<a href='http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Double-Rainbow-All-The-Way.mp3'>Double Rainbow (All The Way)</a></p>
<p>Lastly we have the youtube doubler of &#8220;Giant Double Rainbow&#8221; mashed up with porn music. <a href="http://youtubedoubler.com/cl9d">It actually kinda works in a gross sort of way</a>. </p>
<p>If you find Yosemitebear Mountain Giant (Paul Vasquez) intriguing, you might want to check out the <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2010/07/08/double-rainbow-yosemitebear-interview/">short history and interview with him over at Urlesque</a>.</p>
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		<title>Reeling In The Years</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2009/12/22/reeling-in-the-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1950.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1950.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1952.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1952.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1954.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1954.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1956.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1956.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1962.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1962.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1950.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1950.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1966.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1966.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1972.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1972.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1976.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1976.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1978.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1978.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1980.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1980.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1988.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1988.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1990.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1990.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1992.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1992.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1996.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_1996.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_2000.jpg"><img src="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/YearbookYourself_2000.jpg" /></a></p>
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		<title>Heavy Petting</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2009/04/27/heavy-petting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea how people think this stuff up. This blog consists of found, amateur, pornography witch contains a pet (usually a cat or dog) in the frame (but not involved in the act thank god). The people are then colored over ,making the image somewhat SFW, but the pets are left intact. Weird.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no idea how people think this stuff up. <a href="http://heavypetting.tumblr.com/">This blog</a> consists of found, amateur, pornography witch contains a pet (usually a cat or dog) in the frame (but not involved in the act thank god). The people are then colored over ,making the image somewhat SFW, but the pets are left intact. Weird.</p>
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		<title>Seven Facts</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2009/01/29/seven-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m definitely not too cool for a meme. If anything memes are too cool for me. But Bree over at Sweet &#038; Bitter went ahead and tagged me for this one, apparently because my steeze smells good or something. The whole idea is to tell you seven (hopefully interesting) things about me. Here are the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m definitely not too cool for a meme. If anything memes are too cool for me. But <a href="http://www.sweetandbitter.com/inside/archives/2008/12/">Bree over at Sweet &#038; Bitter went ahead and tagged me</a> for this one, apparently because my steeze smells good or something. </p>
<p>The whole idea is to tell you seven (hopefully interesting) things about me. Here are the rules:</p>
<ol>
<li>Link to your original tagger(s) and list these rules in your post.</li>
<li>Share seven facts about yourself in the post.</li>
<li>Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.</li>
<li>Let them know they’ve been tagged.</li>
</ol>
<p>Depending on who is reading this, you already know everything about me or you know nothing about me, so this might be tricky. I&#8217;ll do my best. <a href="http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2006/12/26/five-things-you-probably-never-knew-about-me/">I did something very similar to this two years ago</a>. Go check it out if you want to get caught up. Now, without further ado&#8230;</p>
<ol>
<li>I&#8217;d rather be too hot than too cold.</li>
<li>In elementary school I played trombone. Unfortunately my arms were too short to fully extend the trombone outward to reach the lowest bass note. As a result, the slide would continually fly off the horn and hit the first chair trumpet in the back. She was never pleased. This didn&#8217;t last long though &#8211; only about a year.</li>
<li>I was once a carny. I worked the &#8220;Throw A Dart, Pop A Balloon&#8221; booth. </li>
<li>My karaoke repertoire includes: &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM">Back in Black</a>&#8221; by AC/DC (which by the way, if I had my druthers, would play anytime I walked into a room full of people), &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw5Vcnjv5Bo">Total Eclipse Of The Heart</a>&#8221; by Bonnie Tyler (always with a female friend), &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJsP1_fKSc">Don&#8217;t Go Breakin&#8217; My Heart</a>&#8221; by Elton John and Kiki Dee (I&#8217;ve actually pulled this duet off solo before, it wasn&#8217;t pretty), and pretty much <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK9QVN0bpa4">anything by Wings</a>.</li>
<li>I don&#8217;t necessarily hate Art Garfunkle, but I definitely don&#8217;t like him.</li>
<li>For the most part, I have lived in Colorado all of my life.</li>
<li>I have a chip in one of my front teeth acquired while showing off, of course. As a kid I lifted my bike above my head. That would be the showing off part. I then released the bike from that height, letting it free fall. After landing on it&#8217;s wheels it bounced straight back upwards. It the punched me in the face.</li>
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<p>I&#8217;m going to go ahead and skip parts three and four of this meme because you are clearly too cool for this.</p>
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		<title>Wet Panties</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2008/10/16/wet-panties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For further research: Impact Of Wet Underwear On Thermoregulatory Responses And Thermal Comfort In The Cold. In the wet condition 175 g of water was distributed in the underwear prior to the experiment. The test was done on eight men (Ta = 10°C, RH = 85%, Va < 01 m/s), and comprised a 60min resting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For further research: <a href="http://www.informaworld.com/smpp/content~content=a779179181~db=all">Impact Of Wet Underwear On Thermoregulatory Responses And Thermal Comfort In The Cold.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>In the wet condition 175 g of water was distributed in the underwear prior to the experiment. The test was done on eight men (Ta = 10°C, RH = 85%, Va < 01 m/s), and comprised a 60min resting period. Skin temperature, rectal temperature, and weight loss were recorded during the test. Total changes in body and clothing weight were measured separately. Furthermore, subjective ratings on thermal comfort and sensation were collected. The tests demonstrated the significant cooling effect of wet underwear on thermoregulatory responses and thermal comfort. Further, the tests showed that textile construction of underwear in a two-layer clothing ensemble has an effect on the evaporation rate from clothing during rest in the cold resulting in a significant difference in mean skin temperature. The thickness of the underwear has more of an influence on the thermoregulatory responses and thermal comfort, than the types of fibres tested. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>My Very First Twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2008/09/06/my-very-first-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish my first twitter would have been a little more witty than this. Link to your very first twitter in the comments.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish <a href="http://twitter.com/hubs/statuses/871943">my first twitter</a> would have been a little more witty than this. Link to your very first twitter in the comments.</p>
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		<title>Fresh</title>
		<link>http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2008/08/13/fresh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down. And I liked to take a minute and sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down. And I liked to take a minute and sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days.</p>
<p>Chillin&#8217; out maxin&#8217; relaxin&#8217; all cool and all shootin&#8217; some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started makin&#8217; trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared, she said your movin&#8217; with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.</p>
<p>I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cab, yo homes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.</p>
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		<title>Yo, Adrian</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While in Philly a couple of weeks ago, I ran up the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art.]]></description>
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<p>While in Philly a couple of weeks ago, I ran up the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art.</p>
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		<title>Neurosis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hubs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This interesting site allows you to anonymously share exactly how neurotic you are with the entire internet. If you are OCD I suggest not visiting this site as it will give you a lifetime worth of tics to dwell on. It didn&#8217;t take too long for me to find one that I could relate to: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This interesting site allows you to anonymously share exactly <a href="http://iamneurotic.com/">how neurotic you are</a> with the entire internet. If you are OCD I suggest not visiting this site as it will give you a lifetime worth of tics to dwell on. It didn&#8217;t take too long for me to find one that I could relate to:<br />
<blockquote>All of the keys on my ring have to have the flat side facing the same direction. If I get a new key and realize I put it on wrong, I will drop whatever I’m doing at that moment no matter what, trying to get the key off and turn it around the right way.</p></blockquote>
<p> In addition, My keys are on my ring in order of size (length).</p>
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