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My 4th of July weekend started off with a bang! Thursday evening we went to Green Gables country club for our now semi-traditional fireworks viewing. Friday morning started immediately at 9:30 with beer chugging contests for the 3rd annual beer olympics. Pictures of last years beer olympics (aquatic version) can be found somewhere around here. This year’s events consisted of:

  • Feats of Strength - The Keg Toss
  • Feats of Skill - Beer Can Basketball
  • Feats of Speed - The Beer Chug Relay
  • Feats of Sensory Agility - The Blind Man’s Beer
  • Feats of Coordination - The One Handed Egg Toss & Beer Chug
  • The girlfriend and I, appropriately name team “Chugs & Kisses”, came in dead last. Though we did come in a very close second on the Blind Man’s Beer event. After the beer olympics I headed home for a nap while went to pick up friends from the airport. We then went to Dutch’s annual 4th Of July party where we celebrated the night away and overstayed our welcome. This is the party where G and I met so it’s sort of an anniversary of sorts for us.

    Sparklers

    On Saturday we had an all day BBQ at our house with new, old, and out of town friends. It was a good time. I over cooked the turkey burgers and stayed up way too late.

    Sunday I slept. A lot.

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    Denver’s Pecha Kucha Night Volume 2

    Pecha Kucha is a mix of local creatives sharing their work in rapid fire format. Denver’s second run at this fun event will be held will be tonight, Monday, July 14th at Buntport Theater (717 Lipan Street), 8 PM. There is a $5 suggested donation and beer will be on hand.
    Denver Pecha Kucha
    Pecha Kucha is a mix of local creatives sharing their work in rapid fire format. Denver’s second run at this fun event will be held will be tonight, Monday, July 14th at Buntport Theater (717 Lipan Street), 8 PM. There is a $5 suggested donation and beer will be on hand.The Pecha Kucha Denver website has a good rundown of the presenters.

    I suggest you check it out. The previous event was a lot of fun.

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    The Official Comprehensive List Of Slurpee Flavors

    Today is July 11th. That means it’s 7-11. And that means it’s free Slurpee day. It is also supposed to get up 99 degrees in Denver today, so the timing couldn’t be better. Take note of the flavors in the store you went to and add it to the SlurpeeFlavors.com Flavor Map. Below is a comprehensive list of current (and past) Slurpee flavors. If you know of a flavor I’m missing, put it in the comments and I’ll add it to the list. Be careful out there kids.

    Slurpee Flavors
    7-Up
    7-Up Green
    7-Up Ice
    7-Up Tropical
    Amp Energy Freeze
    Artic Burst
    Banana
    Banana Split
    Black Cherry
    Black Pina Colada
    Blue Berry Blast
    Blue Meanie (Australia Only)
    Blue Raspberry Rush
    Blue Shock
    Blue Vanilla
    Blue Woo Hoo! Vanilla
    Bruisin’ Berry
    Bruisin’ Berry Grape
    Bubble Yum
    Café Latte
    Candy Cane
    Cherry Coke
    Citrus Splash
    Code Red
    Coke
    Coke Classic
    Cotton Candy
    Cranberry Sprite
    Cream Soda (Barq’s)
    Crystal Light Berry Pomegranate (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Cherry Limeaide (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Orange Pineapple Ice (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Passionfruit (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Peach Mango Fusion (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Raspberry Ice (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Strawberry Banana (Sugar Free)
    Crystal Light Tangerine Lime (Sugar Free)
    Diet Pepsi
    Dr. Pepper
    Fanta Banana
    Fanta Birch Beer
    Fanta Blue Cherry
    Fanta Blue Raspberry
    Fanta Ginger Ale
    Fanta Grape
    Fanta Green Lemon Lime
    Fanta Green Melon
    Fanta Kiwi Strawberry
    Fanta Mandarin Tangerine
    Fanta Orange
    Fanta Orange Cream
    Fanta Pina Colada
    Fanta Pineapple
    Fanta Purple Berry Cherry
    Fanta Raspberry
    Fanta Red Licorice
    Fanta Super Sour Apple
    Fanta Super Sour Cherry
    Fanta Super Sour Watermelon
    Fanta Vanilla
    Fanta Watermelon
    Fanta White Cherry
    Fanta Wild Cherry
    Fanta Wild Cherry Reduced Calorie
    Frawg
    French Vanilla
    Full Throttle Blue Demon
    Full Throttle Frozen Blast
    Game Fuel
    Grape
    Grapefruit
    Grapermelon
    Green Apple
    Gully Washer
    Hawaiian Punch
    Hawaiian Punch Fruit Juicy Red
    Hawaiian Punch Green Berry Rush
    Honeycomb
    Iced Tea
    Jolly Rancher Sour Apple
    Kryptonite Ice
    Lemonador
    Licorice
    Lime
    Livewire Orange
    Mango Bango
    Margarita
    Mellow Yellow
    Minute Maid Blue Cherry
    Minute Maid Blue Raspberry
    Minute Maid Blueberry
    Minute Maid Cherry
    Minute Maid Grape
    Minute Maid Lemonade
    Minute Maid Orange
    Minute Maid Passionfruit Orange
    Minute Maid Peach
    Minute Maid Pineapple
    Minute Maid Raspberry
    Minute Maid Strawberry
    Mocha Chocolate
    Monster Black Ice
    Mountain Dew
    Mountain Dew Blue Lightning/Shock
    Mountain Dew LiveWire
    Mountain Dew Pitch Black
    Orange
    Orange-Pineapple
    Pepsi
    Pepsi Blue
    Pepsi Samba
    Pina Colada
    Pineapple
    Pitch Black Grape
    Powerade Ice
    Purple S-cream
    Radiation Rush
    Raspberry Crystal Light
    Red Cherry
    Rootbeer
    Rootbeer (Barq’s)
    Shrekalicious
    Sierra Mist
    Slurpucchino
    Slurpurita Pomegranate
    SnowBawls (Bawls)
    Sobe Citrus
    Sour Peach
    Sour Strawberry
    Sour Watermelon
    Sprite
    Sprite Ice
    StawberrWii Banana
    Strawberry
    Strawberry Banana
    Strawberry Cream
    Strawberry-Kiwi
    Tropical Punch
    Tropicana Twister Berry
    Twizzlers Strawberry
    Vanilla Coke
    What-a-melon
    Wild Cherry Pepsi

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    A Tall Cold One

    Well WSP at Redrocks this year was once again amazing. They broke the record with more consecutive sellout shows at redrocks than any other band and the Mayor proclaimed Friday as an official Widespread Panic Day. No, seriously.

    Here’s a stream of Saturday’s show.

    I had a blast. Great company. Perfect weather. Incredible set list. It’s weird cause it seems like I always get a Talking Heads cover. This year it was “Life during Wartime”. The widespread shows are always one of my favorite parties of the year. Instead of bragging about here on Artifacting (too late?), I’ll do like I did last year and let a bunch of other blogs tell you how amazing the show was:

  • Two-month-old Ari almost made to the show but was foiled in the last minutes. Fortunately Dad got to go though. Next year Ari!
  • Two-year-old Evan, however, did make it to the show.
  • The Joker never fails to supply some of the best coverage of shows in the Denver area (This time on Coventry instead of Bathtub Gin).
  • MacG came in from out of town and nearly as much fun as I did. Worth visiting for the pretty girls in bikinis at red rock pictures.
  • Amber, over at Westword, hates jam bands but finds out that Widespread has a lot more than noodling to offer.
  • Zig is traveling around the country and made it out to this weekend’s shows.
  • And Alan in Alabama regrets not going.
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    Sister Golden Hair Suprise

    The Chutes At Mary Jane
    Last Sunday probably wasn’t the last day of the ski season for me. Arapahoe Basin will most likey be open long into the spring (I once skied A-Basin on the 4th of July) and I’m sure I’ll get one last day in there. But Sunday was was the last day to ski for free on our passes. Mary Jane was much more crowded than we expected. The last two weekends have been practically empty but it seems, this time around, everyone had the same idea as us and it ended up being a lot of fun.

    The entire place was a giant party/cookout/ski fest. There were at least three bands in the parking lot - a punk band that drew all the young snowboarders, an “old persons band” that rocked out the classics like America’s Sister Golden Hair (One of my many favorite songs from the 70’s), and an acoustic duo that was barely audible above all the party goers.

    The entire day was a blast and the whole mountain was going off. We had bluebird skies and weather in the 60’s. We had hot dogs, beer, and a grill. We had enough snow that the chutes were open (see the photo above) and the skiing was nice and heavy and mash-potato-ey at the bottom. Lots of people were dressed up in costumes or bikinis. It was probably one of the more fun days in what was one of the better ski seasons of my life.
    Party In The Parking Lot

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    P-Chalk-A-Cha



    PKN vol 1 audience / stage right, originally uploaded by INV/ALT.

    Last Friday, me and about 150 other folks went to Denver’s first Pecha Kucha Night. Pronounced “P chalk-a-cha”, and Japanese for “Chit Chat”. Pecha Kucha’s are held in cities from Amsterdam and Auckland to Venice and Vienna. The event was organized by locally by Jaime Kopke, Angela Schwab (both of whom have great blogs that are in my feed-reader, are they in yours?), and Brian Colonna.

    The rules of the night, as explained on the official Pecha Kucha website, are as such:

    Each presenter is allowed 20 images, each shown for 20 seconds each - giving 6 minutes 40 seconds of fame before the next presenter is up. This keeps presentations concise, the interest level up, and gives more people the chance to show.

    It’s a a way for architects, designers, artists, writers, and plain-old, ordinary, people to share their work in a concise and rapid fire format. It’s like show and tell for adults, with beer.

    It was such a packed house lots of people had to sit on pillows on the floor. And the despite the overload of hipsters in the audience, the presenters were excellent - some of my favorites being Steve Silber’s “Greeting”, Claire Martin read a series of obituaries about interesting but unsung people, Kent Corbell displayed a knew audio frequency that is supposed to fuck with your chakras and make you all emotional (it kinda worked), Andrew Novick talked about his love for pi, and Scot Lefavor was a no-show, maybe next time.

    Speaking of next times, the next Pecha Kucha night will be Monday, July 14th. If you want to share your creative project at the next event shoot an email over to pechakuchadenver@gmail.com

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    A Lifetime In 10 Weeks

    The last couple of months have been pretty crazy/amazing/profound. So much has happened that, I’ll probably never remember it all, and truthfully, that doesn’t bother me. In some ways I have a tinge of regret for not having taken the time to write it all down as it happened or shortly there after. If not just so I have it archived somewhere. But in reality, some of it I don’t know how to write about - i don’t have the words to fit the experience. Some of it I don’t care about. And some of it I simply don’t care to remember.

    So instead I’m going to cop-out and make a list of some of the major and minor events of the past 10 weeks in no particular order and just leave it at that. I can only hope my life remains as eventful and that I take the time to write about it afterward.

    I went to my first honky tonk.
    I saw Built To Spill play again.
    I’ve been to the hospital three times for three different individuals. Two of them in the emergency room. One fatal.
    I met family members I have never met before and most likely will never meet again.
    I spent a long weekend at my timeshare in Vail.
    I went to a mini-family reunion and ski vacation in Breckenridge.
    I suffered through a 150-hour work week.
    I took a full week vacation.
    A loved one died in my arms. It was probably one of the most weighty and profound experiences in my life to this point.
    I did my time in the back of a cop car in Henryetta, Oklahoma.
    I had the pleasure of staying in a giant mountain mansion with six bedrooms, four bathrooms, two hot tubs, and ski in ski out access.
    My car was hit by a kid who had his drivers license for a measly two days. He ended up totaling his car a week later.
    I Was invited over by complete strangers for a mardi gras party/steak dinner.
    Somehow fit in about eight days of skiing.
    Saw a friend who I haven’t seen since his wedding.
    The kitchen remodel was completed.
    Mom came to town for a visit.
    A few birthday parties were celebrated.
    I got fall down drunk with a co-worker.
    And lots of other various sundriness and ephemera.

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    Hamid Temmar Will Eat Your Soul

    My new friend Mr Lady has challenged me to a battle of the bands. She knows not what righteous force of blood curdling death metal she is dealing with or should would have never made such a dire mistake. The sheer force of Drago Slay’s drums will destroy her eardrums in a sonic assault on the mind. Vlad Drac’s seering vocals will poison her blood stream and corrupt her thoughts till utter destruction is the only action she is capable of. Vgol Shredsalot will rip a hole in eternity with his guitar while vaporizing her soul. And let us not forget Corporal Destructo on bass who’s voluminous weight is only matched by that of the moons of Saturn or his thundering bass. She will be DECIMATED by our new album.

    Hamid


    To see how this album was made look after the jump.

    Click to continue reading “Hamid Temmar Will Eat Your Soul”

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    I Found This In My Draft Posts And Figured It Was Worth Publishing: Originally Titled “The Weather Outside Is Frightful”

    A few things that have recently brought me the Christmas Spirit:

  • Snow!
  • Hanukkah last week
  • Decorating pops tree last night
  • The hanging of the festive lights
  • Lasagna party
  • Two Birthday parties
  • Family
  • Cookies
  • Champagne
  • House warming party
  • Brunches
  • Freezing cold bathroom floors
  • The mini tree
  • Friends
  • Dinner parties
  • Hot toddies
  • Fires in the fireplace
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