Five Things You Probably Never Knew About Me

I really have very few absolute secrets. Everything that has ever been done by/to/for/ me, is known about by another person. There is very little I can expose about myself that is not known by at least one other living human. But Mark has tagged me for one of those meme-meta things a while back so I figured I ought to give a shot anyway by tailoring it to the readers of this. So, without further ado… Five Things You Probably Never Knew About Me:

    1. I only have one kidney. I wasn’t born that way.
    2. For four months, in the nicest house of which I will probably ever live, I slept on the hardwood floors with just three blankets underneath me.
    3. I have an affinity for the moon and the ocean but don’t understand tides.
    4. I regularly trade the stock market.
    5. Yeah, right, like I’m really gonna type that out for the whole world to see. Let your imagination run wild.

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Affectionate Cute Pet Nicknames


It all started with this post. Now about 75% of the searches that lead to my site have the word ‘nickname’ in them. Nicknames are very popular around here. And where ever nicknames go, pet names are there holding its hand. Affectionate names, boyfriend nicknames, girlfriend nicknames, and cute nicknames are all gathered around too – like one, big, happy, family. In the spirit of “give ’em what they want”, I have started a list of pet names to give the thousands of you who visit here every month and have no clue what to call your affectionate other some ideas. If you know of one that is missing, let me know in the comments and I’ll add it. OK, here we go…..

Still can’t find a cute nickname for your boyfriend or girlfriend? Try clicking here and then entering your boyfriend/girlfriend’s name on the form to get a cute nickname for them!

Affectionate Cute Pet Names

a | b | c | d | e | f | g | h | i | j | k | l | m | n | o | p | q | r | s | t | u | v | w | x | y | z

a
Adorable
Alliebear (Good for all your Allison’s)
Amazing
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face
Angel Heart
Angel of Mine
Apple of My Eye

b
Babe
Babes
Baboo
Babushka
Baby
Baby Angel
Baby Bear
Baby Boo
Baby Boy
Baby-Bugga-Boo
Baby Cakes
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl
Baby Kins
Baby Love
Bambi
Beany
Bear
Beautiful
Bee’s Knees
Better Half
Big…
Big Boy
Big Daddy
Bitsy
Blossom
Blossom Butt
Bon-bon
Boo
Boo
Bear
Boo Boo
Boogabear
Boy
Browneyes
Bubbies
Bubby
Buddy
Bumpa
Bumper Butt
Bumpkin
Bunny
Bun Butt
Bunbuns
Buster
Butter Babe
Buttercup
Butterfly
Button

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c
Cakes
Candy
Captain
Casanova
Champ
Charming
Cheeky Chimp
Cheeky Monkey
Cheese Ball
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chicken
Chunky Bunny
Chunky Monkey
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cookie Monster
Cowboy
Cowgirl
Cuddlebug
Cuddle Bunny
Cuddle Cakes
Cuddle Muffin
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuddly-Wuddly
Cupcake
Cuteness
Cutesy Pie
Cutie
Cutie Head
Cutie Patootie
Cutie Pie
Cutie Pootie

d
Daddy Mack
Daisy
Darlin´
Darling
Darling o’ Mine
Dashing
Dear
Dearest
Dearestone
Dear Heart
Dearie
Dewdrop
Diamond
Doll
Doll Baby
Doll Face
Doobie
Doodle Bug
Dork
Dove
Dream Boat
Dream Girl
Duckling
Ducky
Dummy
Dumpling

e
Egghead
Ever Girl
Ever Guy
Everything
Eyecandy

f
Flame
Flower
Flower Child
Fluffer-Nutter
Frou-Frou
Fruit Cake
Fruit Loop
Funny Hunny

g
Gangsta Baby
Georgia Peach
Gorgeous
Giggles
Gigi
Girlfriend
Golden
Goldie
Goobers
Goofy
Gorgeous
Gum Drop
Grrl
Guy

h
Handsome
Handsome Baby Boo
Heart Throb
Hero
Hon’
Honey Bun
Honey Bunch
Honey Bunches of Oats
Honey Bunny
Honey Cakes
Honey Pants
Hot Lips
Hot Mama
Hotness
Hot Pants
Hot Stuff
Hottie
Huggalump
Huggy Bear
Hun
Hun Bun
Hunk
Hunky
Hunny
Hunny Pot

i
Indian Princess
Indian Warrior

j
Jelly Bean
Joy
Jujube
Juliet

k
Kiddo
Killer
King
Kissy Face
Kit Kat
Kitten
Kitty
Knight In Shining Armor
Knockout

l
Ladies Man
Lady Killer
Lady Love
Lala
Lamb
Lambchop
Lambkin
Little…
Little Dove
Looker
Love
Love Boodle
Love Bug
Love Face
Lovely
Love Muffin
Lover
Lover Boy
Lover Girl
Lover Pie
Lovey Dovey
Loveylove
Lovie
Lubber
Lumlums
Luv
Luuuuve
Luv Puppies

m
Magic Princess
Main Squeeze
Mama
Mamacita
Mami
Marshmallow Man
McDreamy
McSteamy
Mister Cutie
Monkey
Monkey Buns
Monkey Butt
Mookie-Pookie Bear
Mooky
Muffin
Muffinhead
Muffy
Muggles
Muncie
Munchkin
Muppet
My All
My Beloved
My Beautiful Beloved
My Boo
My Dear
My Everything
My King
My Love
My One and Only
My Queen
My Special Star
My Sweet BoY
My World

n
Num Nums

o
Old Lady
Old Man
Other Half

p
Pancake
Pandabear
Papi
Papito
Paradise
PB&J
Peach
Peaches ‘n’ Creme
Peachy Pie
Peanut
Perfect
Pet
Petal
Pickle Head
Pickle Pie
Pineapple Chunk
Pinky
Pinup
Pinup Girl
Pooh
Pooh Bear
Pooka
Pookie
Pooky Pooky
Poopie
Poopsie
Pop Tart
Pork Chop
Precious
Pretty Girl
Pretty Princess
Prince
Prince Charming
Princess
Puddin’ Head
Pudding
Pudding Pop
Punk
Punkin’
Punkin’ butt
Puppy
Pussy Cat

q
Queen
Queenie

r
Romeo
Roo Roo
Rose
Rosie
Rubber Ducky
Rum-rum

s
Saeedi
Sailor
Schmooooky Pookie Pooo
Schmoopy
Sexy
Sexy Dork
Sexy Mama
Sexyness
Shmoopie
Shmoops
Shmoopsie Poo
Shoogie Woogie
Short Cake
Shorty
Shy Guy
Silly Goose
Simba
Sleeping Beauty
Slick
Slick Chick
Smiles
Smiley
Smoochie
Snicker Doodle
Snoogypuss
Snookums
Snuggems
Snuggle Bunny
Snuggles
Snuggley Bear
Snuka Bear
Soda Pop (as sweet as…)
Soldier
Soul Mate
Spark
Sparkles
Sparky
Sport
Spunky
Star
Stinky
Stud
Studley
Stud Monkey
Stud Muffin
Sugah Boogah
Sugams
Suga’pie Honey Bun
Sugar
Sugar Britches
Sugar Daddy
Sugar Lips
Sugar Mama
Sugar Muffin
Sugar Pie
Sugar Plum
Sugar Puff
Sugar Puss
Sugar Smacks
Sun Beam
Sunny
Sunshine
Superman
Superstar
Super Stud
Super Woman
Sweet Cheeks
Sweetheart
Sweetie
Sweetiepie Facecake
Sweetkins
Sweetness
Sweet Pear Half In Your Own Heavy Syrup
Sweet Potato
Sweets
Sweetsie
Sweetstuff
Sweetthang
Sweetum
Sweety

t
Tarzan
Tator-Tot
Teady Bear
Teardrop
Tiger
Tiger Toes
Tinkerbell
Toots
Tootsie
Tootsie Wootsy
Treasure
Tum-Tums
Twinkle
Twinkle Toes

u
Uncle Upright

v

w
Winky Dink
Wonderful

x

y
Yummers

z
Zany

Bats In The Belfry Or How To Use The Internet For Making A Record Of Your Life


Corner Of 16th & Grant, Denver

Last night, while walking home from work, I noticed this eerie scene and it reminded me of how close we are actually getting to Halloween. The nearly full moon and the belfry of St. Paul Lutheran Church and the dead tree limbs sure created a spooky mood. My new little moon phases thing says that a full moon should be coming any day now. The bells in the belfry can be heard in my apartment. Sometimes their loud ringing is nice and they act as a pleasant type of alarm, other times they can simply be loud and headache inducing. This mostly depends on my mood, demeanor, and how much I drank the night before. I remember one morning when the bells played, to my surprise, Cat Steven’s “Morning Has Broken”. Back in June of this past summer I recorded those churchbells on my cell phone.

Seasons In The Abyss

  • I’ve been having serious computer problems at work for the last six months or so. This has seriously hampered my work efficiency. The main computer dudes are coming in to wipe out my entire hard drive. Tonight, after accidentally erasing an entire folder of personal crap, I’m trying to burn seven years worth non-work related junk off my hard drive so I don’t lose it all. Even more purging than before.
  • Ray wants me to go to Bali with her and her massage therapist friends for a weeklong surfing lesson. Am I crazy for not really wanting to go?
  • From my free table the other night I got a kickass Peavey amplifier with a 12 inch speaker and enough bells and whistles to make my acoustic sound like Slayer (too bad I can’t play like Jeff Hanneman). Well, close anyway. The neighbors are gonna be pissed.

There’s Nothing To See Here, Move Right Along

It seems like all I’ve been doing lately is working and waiting. I’m not sure if I’m not leaving myself much time for anything else or if maybe I just don’t care for it. Maybe that’s just the way I’ve subconsciously decided to take care of my business. I haven’t been bored lately, in fact, I currently have too many demands. Well, I take that back, just enough demands. And the people making the demands are being awfully conscious of them and giving me plenty of room. Now if they could just give me more time. Heavy work deadlines are looming as the end of the year draws closer. Family is making the typical holiday demands. And friends are making callings to my social-self. I haven’t been proactive on many fronts. But then again, I have taking some bigger leaps on others.
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