Count Down Till Doomsday

You may have noticed (although it takes a keen eye) a countdown clock added to the “about me” section. Yeah, over there in the right hand column. Well, I have determined I have to get everything I am ever going to accomplish finished before that timer runs out. In true Owen Meany style I have predetermined the date of my death.

Sunday July 19th, 2054. 7:30 P.M.

This site says I’ll live to be 82.27 years old.
Northwestern Mutual says I’ll live to 70.
According to these people I’ll live to the ripe old age of 77.24. says I’ll spin around the sun 82 times before I leave this planet.
The Canadians give me till 80 before I’m six feet under.
Microsoft screwed me again saying I’ll only live to 74.
According to Fast Financial I’ve only got till 73.4 to tell all the special people in my life I love them.
These New Yorkers give me a bountiful 88 years to live.
The Austrailians say I’ll pass away at 76.98 years of age.
I’ll live to a whopping 86 years old according the these estimates.
I’ve only got 73.8 years according to these guys.
Apollo expects me around until my 81st birthday.

That puts my average age of death at 78.72 years old. Not too shabby. The countdown starts now. Time to get L-I-V-I-N’.

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