Hasenfeffer Incorporated

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Schemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Read us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.

Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.

There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make that dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

I hate it when people post lyrics to songs. But then again I’m a hypocrite.

13 thoughts on “Hasenfeffer Incorporated”

  1. At least it was a fun song to dance down the street to…

    Yes, I was in Denver this past weekend. I didn’t have a way of getting in touch, as it was a spur-of-the-moment trip. Don’t worry–I loved it and I will be back! And I will let you know beforehand, next time.

  2. One two three
    Four five six
    Seven eight nine
    Ten eleven twelve
    Ladybugs came to the ladybugs’ picnic

    One two three
    Four five six
    Seven eight nine
    Ten eleven twelve
    And they all played games
    At the ladybugs’ picnic

    They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races
    They fell on their backs and they fell on their faces
    The ladybugs twelve
    At the ladybugs’ picnic

    They played jump rope but the rope it broke
    So they just sat around telling knock-knock jokes
    The ladybugs twelve
    At the ladybugs’ picnic

    One two three
    Four five six
    Seven eight nine
    Ten eleven twelve
    And they chatted away
    At the ladybugs’ picnic

    They talked about the high price of furniture and rugs
    And fire insurance for ladybugs
    The ladybugs twelve
    At the ladybugs’ picnic
    Twelve!

  3. I came across your site when I typed in nicknames within googles search engine. I’ve seen forums before, but never really posted anything. So forgive me if this post seems in anyway bizarre lol.
    I’ve read a lot of your entries and your site seems really cool. A lot of the comments from members are hilarious lol.
    I wasn’t sure what to really say about any of your entries? So I look forward to reading more of them. Just wanted to introduce myself first, instead of leaving you stumped, wondering who I was. If I just left a simple comment lol.
    Anyways enough with my ridiculous interdiction. Have a marvellous day cheeko 🙂

  4. lol Sorry, about the entry so many times, the page said it didn’t load, so I firgured I had to try again. I’m sure it was my horrable working computer. lol

  5. Bonus points to anyone who can give me the definition of Schlamiel and Schlamazel…
    Bolton–That site is a pure gem. Thanks for finding it!

  6. baby, if you ever wondered
    wondered whatever became of me
    i’m living on the air in Cincinnati

    Cincinnatii, W-K-R-P.

    got kinda tired of packing
    and unpacking
    town to town
    up and down the dial

    maybe you and me
    were never meant to be
    just maybe think of me
    once in a while

    I’m at W-K-R-P in Cinci-naa-teee…

  7. duhduh-daaaah-duh-dahdah
    duh-duh-duh
    duhduh-daaaah-duh-dahdah
    dahdah-dahdah-dah
    duhduh-daaaah-duh-dahdah
    duh-duh-dahdah
    dah-dah-duh-dahdah-dah-dah-dah-duh-dah
    duh…

    (it’s the beginning to the a-team theme)

  8. Karen in Keller, TX

    The Banana Splits
    Written by Ritchie Adams & Mark Barkan

    One banana, two banana, three banana, four
    Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
    Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
    Comin’ to bring you the Banana Split show
    Makin’ up a mess of fun, makin’ up a mess of fun
    Lots of fun for everyone

    (CHORUS)
    Tra la la, la la la la
    Tra la la, la la la la

    Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
    All bananas playin’ in the bright warm sun.
    Flippin’ like a pancake, popping like a cork
    Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an’ Snork

    (REPEAT CHORUS)

    Two banana, four banana, one banana, three
    Swingin’ like a bunch on monkeys, hangin’ from a tree.
    Hey there, ev’rybody, won’t you come along and see
    How much like Banana Splits ev’ryone can be

    (REPEAT CHORUS)

    Makin up a mess of fun
    Makin up a mess of fun
    Happiness for ev’ryone
    Tra la la, la la la la
    Tra la la, la la la la
    Tra la la, la la la la

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