Rumor Mill

You heard it here first. A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend told me….
Nick and Jessica Simpson are separated. She was fucking Johnny Knoxville during the entire filming of “Dukes Of Hazard”. Word is that Knoxville is real down on himself about breaking up the marriage. I’m thinking he wasn’t down enough to enjoy it.

Remember, you heard it on Hubsville first. Expect it to hit the tabloids in about three weeks!

Jesus Christ this thing is falling apart! (hubsville that is)

25 thoughts to “Rumor Mill”

  1. Not to undermine your amazing ability to report the “news,” but who the hell cares? I just wish they’d release the movie where Knoxville pretends to be retarded so he can fix bets on the Special Olympics. I saw that preview a year and a half ago.

  2. uh! my comment disappeared!

    but i said something about us weekly just saying they were back together!

    wouldnt everyone rather fuck nich lachey than johnny knoxville? altho neither one of them is a stabler or anything.

  3. i guess the are trying to let things cool down a little bit with the movie realease and the finnally of newlyweds and all. apparently jessica is currently living with her parents. the simpsons just went on some fund raising event or something overseas but i think they’re just fulfilling comitments at this point.

  4. oh, and its hazzard. It actually is sort of an important difference since here it refers to hazzard county, ky, not a dangerous situation.

  5. Curiosity got the better of me and I netflixed the Newlyweds.

    I’m hoping this rumor is wrong, because frankly, those two are perfect for each other.

    It would be a pity to let them loose on poor, unsuspecting singles.

  6. Just do what I did. Pay the $10 to haloscan and you’ll never get spammers in your comments. They said it was an annual fee, but I’ve only paid them once. It’s quite nice to not have to worry about it.

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