Last night I went to a local bar grab some dinner (shrimp quessadilla) and a drink (bourbon and coke). Next to me at the bar was a couple on a dinner/bar date. The women was above average looking, very well-built with pretty, long, brown hair. The man was also well-built, expensively but smartly dressed, and very metropolitan looking. Things I learned from him:
Send back your meal cause you don’t like the way it tasted. This shows your date that you’re able to take control and be decisive – you knows what you wants and you knows how to get it *wink*.
But then keep on saying that you aren’t picky, that you usually eat anything, you hardly ever send stuff back.
Then proceeded to talk about what all of your ex-girlfriends thought of you.
Stare at the TV above the bar the whole time.
Start smoking before she is done eating dinner.