Sheboygan is a small city of approximately 50,000 residents – a population that seems to provide an endless stream of dumb criminals and weird, small-town crime. Maintained by an anonymous user since February of 2009, the @sheboyganscan twitter account has tirelessly transcribed entertaining communications that come through the Sheboygan, Wisconsin police scanner. Here are a few gems I’ve cherry picked for you:
2715 n 15th st – man dressed in black climbed onto roof, followed by clanging sound
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) June 18, 2011
12th st & wilson ave – bus driver reports bad b.o. smell, thinks he knows who did it, wants air freshener
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 18, 2017
1xx kay ave, falls – domestic disturbance; she hit him
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) February 25, 2013
3212 saemann ave – female stuck in couch; lifeline operator couldn't hear if she was injured b/c tv was too loud
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) October 7, 2014
car is in trees
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 19, 2017
plymouth – male on 3-wheeled tricycle took light bulbs or something
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 11, 2017
landlord's son was issued a disorderly conduct earlier due to his karate noises
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) June 1, 2012
13xx stahl rd – people trying to sell dog detergent door-to-door for last 2 days
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 25, 2017
fairgrounds – female passed out near nacho stand
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) June 28, 2014
[7:45] 32xx s 10th st – woman can't get out of car b/c dog is leaning against door
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) February 14, 2012
elkhart lake – man passed out again
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 29, 2017
12xx superior ave – dog on roof. 4 calls have been made in the past, but nothing was done b/c it isn't illegal to have a dog on the roof.
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) March 28, 2010
? – drunk-sounding giggling female singing alphabet song badly over scanner, hopefully for radio test
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) December 15, 2016
deputy thinks patient is on lsd
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) February 2, 2017
12th st & dillingham ave – male teen pedestrian has dick hanging out of shorts
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) July 18, 2016
3 different clowns, 3 different sizes last seen headed wb
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) October 3, 2016
27xx n 11th st – boy didn't want to go to school, went to house where kids who don't want to go to school go
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) February 6, 2012
[erie ave?] – male is screaming, getting on knees, screaming at sky
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) August 7, 2014
sheboygan – male made suicidal statements, went to burger king
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) October 2, 2012
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