The Celebrity Ranker analyzes the web pages in Google’s database to find out how sexy the Internet thinks any celebrity is. I was proud to find out that I ranked higher (1222nd) than your wife (2227th) but lower than her panties (1526th, careful with that last link – NSFW).
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Polanoid is building the biggest Polaroid-picture-collection of the planet in order to celebrate the magic of instant photography.
I spent most of last week in Louisiana celebrating the marriage of my brother and his Bride.
My brother is hitched. It’s hard to find words to describe how happy I am for the both of them. That’s part of the reason I slipped past doing my best man speech (which I now feel totally guilty about). I’d written it on the plane ride down there, I had the angle I was going to take outlined in my mind for months, I had it all written down and in my pocket ready to go. But when it came down to it, my nerves got the best of me and I failed to deliver. I handed the hand written speech to them after the wedding and told them to open it on the first night of their honeymoon. That made me feel a little better. Anyway, I wish everyone could have as much happiness and fun as they do together.
All of it was gorgeous. It was a great afternoon/evening/night of friends, family, and celebration. So much happened that it’s hard to remember it all. My brother and Pandy are two of the most important people in my life and I wish them the best of everything life has to offer.