Sheboygan is a small city of approximately 50,000 residents – a population that seems to provide an endless stream of dumb criminals and weird, small-town crime. Maintained by an anonymous user since February of 2009, the @sheboyganscan twitter account has tirelessly transcribed entertaining communications that come through the Sheboygan, Wisconsin police scanner. Here are a few gems I’ve cherry picked for you:
2715 n 15th st – man dressed in black climbed onto roof, followed by clanging sound
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) June 18, 2011
12th st & wilson ave – bus driver reports bad b.o. smell, thinks he knows who did it, wants air freshener
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 18, 2017
1xx kay ave, falls – domestic disturbance; she hit him
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) February 25, 2013
3212 saemann ave – female stuck in couch; lifeline operator couldn't hear if she was injured b/c tv was too loud
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) October 7, 2014
car is in trees
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 19, 2017
plymouth – male on 3-wheeled tricycle took light bulbs or something
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 11, 2017
landlord's son was issued a disorderly conduct earlier due to his karate noises
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) June 1, 2012
13xx stahl rd – people trying to sell dog detergent door-to-door for last 2 days
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 25, 2017
fairgrounds – female passed out near nacho stand
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) June 28, 2014
[7:45] 32xx s 10th st – woman can't get out of car b/c dog is leaning against door
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) February 14, 2012
elkhart lake – man passed out again
— Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) January 29, 2017
