On the heels of my celebrity death list post come Buzzfeed’s “30 under 30 Celebs: Most Likely To Die Young This Summer”. The list of at-risk young stars and starlets goes down like this:
- Lindsay Lohan via drugs, alcohol, propensity for being involved in car crashes, child star curse.
- Justin Bieber via angry teenage mob
- Robert Pattinson via slightly older angry teenage mob
- Tila Tequila via all of her life choices
- Heidi Montag via implant explosion
- Nick Jonas via diabetes
- Kendra Wilkinson via STDs
- Britney Spears via sadness
- Levi Johnston via ATV accident
- Ke$ha via alcohol poisoning
- Ali Lohan via proximity to Lindsay Lohan
- Snooki via assault
- Frankie Muniz via race-car driving, child star curse
- Mischa Barton via drugs
- Taylor Momsen via drugs
- Kristin Cavalleri via drugs
- Jodie Sweetin via drugs (specifically meth), child star curse.
- The Cast Of Glee via exhaustion, teen mobs
- Jake Gyllenhaal via precipitous fall (of his career)
- Amy Winehouse via inevitability
- Lady Gaga via strangulation by costume
- Mary Kate Olsen via strangulation by clothes
- Jay Cutler via diabetes
- Anne Hathaway via nefarious boyfriend
- Noah Cyrus via family’s life choices
- Kirsten Dunst via alcohol poisoning, child star curse
- Dakota Fanning via vampires
- Jonathan Lipnicki via child star curse
- Michael Cera via backlash whiplash
- Sienna Miller via vicious girl-on-girl hate