My new friend Mr Lady has challenged me to a battle of the bands. She knows not what righteous force of blood curdling death metal she is dealing with or should would have never made such a dire mistake. The sheer force of Drago Slay’s drums will destroy her eardrums in a sonic assault on the mind. Vlad Drac’s seering vocals will poison her blood stream and corrupt her thoughts till utter destruction is the only action she is capable of. Vgol Shredsalot will rip a hole in eternity with his guitar while vaporizing her soul. And let us not forget Corporal Destructo on bass who’s voluminous weight is only matched by that of the moons of Saturn or his thundering bass. She will be DECIMATED by our new album.
To see how this album was made look after the jump.
1. The first article title on this page is the name of your band.
2. The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
My quote was: “Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.” – Jules Renard (1864 – 1910)
3. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
My picture was this one.
4.Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result. Now go make your own band before my auditory destruction lays waste to all the land.
You simple fool. I have at my disposal the righteous, mighty power of the BOY BAND. Tweenage girls will trample your brains out with their clear high heeled shoes and smother you with their hairsprayed updos.
You are no match for us.
Hell knows no fury like a tweenage girl.