The Celebrity Ranker analyzes the web pages in Google’s database to find out how sexy the Internet thinks any celebrity is. I was proud to find out that I ranked higher (1222nd) than your wife (2227th) but lower than her panties (1526th, careful with that last link – NSFW).
GASP! That last link had naughty pictures!
Do it again!
I can’t stop clicking!
when i typed in my real first name I got some weird stuff… and it was hosted on a site for a summer camp for teenagers. O_O