- Nothing is better than eternal happiness, but a ham sandwich is better than nothing. Hence, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. #
- I exist. Both sentences in this tweet are false. #
- Please ignore this tweet (a paradoxical notice). #
- I am still looking for a ffffound! invitation. Who can help a brother out? #ffffound #
- I would like this please http://bit.ly/61ZSu2 #
- RT @lukeinvan: My wife is getting ready for the baby. She calls it "nesting", I call it "throwing out Luke's porn collection". #
- A 40+ minute montage of Fugazi stage banter http://bit.ly/7wy2YJ #
- Sync your files online and across computers with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! http://tinyurl.com/ydo37rf #
- I'm ashamed. I have gone my entire life thinking that Pat Benatar and Quarterflash were the same band. How was I confused by that saxophone? #
- Harden My Heart http://bit.ly/4paQyd #
- Music your grandmother danced to… http://bit.ly/5Cfpga #
- Things I Did Last Night http://bit.ly/7x2TGX #