Tweets For The Week Of 2010-01-11

  • Nothing is better than eternal happiness, but a ham sandwich is better than nothing. Hence, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. #
  • I exist. Both sentences in this tweet are false. #
  • Please ignore this tweet (a paradoxical notice). #
  • I am still looking for a ffffound! invitation. Who can help a brother out? #ffffound #
  • I would like this please #
  • RT @lukeinvan: My wife is getting ready for the baby. She calls it "nesting", I call it "throwing out Luke's porn collection". #
  • A 40+ minute montage of Fugazi stage banter #
  • Sync your files online and across computers with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! #
  • I'm ashamed. I have gone my entire life thinking that Pat Benatar and Quarterflash were the same band. How was I confused by that saxophone? #
  • Harden My Heart #
  • Music your grandmother danced to… #
  • Things I Did Last Night #

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