- Annnnnd the iPad is already jailbroken. http://bit.ly/bTKWSF #
- Who is the cutest? http://bit.ly/cytPLK #
- RT @tweetllama: Dear iPad, get out of my news feeds. #
- Haters gonna hate http://bit.ly/cROjIx #
- Spring leads to thoughts of sex http://bit.ly/9SwyFp #
- . @reunited1 Did you know you are entitled to free appetizers the Sheraton Hotel? Find out why here http://bit.ly/af1asD #
- #pumpt http://bit.ly/bgCyos #
- This April fools sucked because everyone was so terrified of being annoying that nobody was willing to crack a joke. This is the internet. #
- Getting my Hep A, Yellow Fever, and Typhoid shots. Ouchie. #
- Lets say you're the first human ever to make alien contact http://bit.ly/cKKxN0 #
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- One of my all time fav's http://bit.ly/cW1Kjv #
- This one should be on @netflix in no time: The Human Centipede http://bit.ly/b1sQNm #
- Without doubt, my favorite Twitter updates this past week are those designed to remind me that you have an iPad and I do not (via @mattgunn) #
- RT @heyrich: OH: "You're looking like the spring chicken in the room." "Well, I guess since I don't know what that means, I probably am." #
- The brain is an amazing muscle. Organ. Whatever it is. #