Who Will Play Me In My Life’s Movie

We have all read it on other blogs before: “I want Nicole Ricci to play me when they make a movie about my life” or “If a movie is ever made about how absolutely pathetic I am at being a human being, I hope the director (Ron Howard) can get Rob Labelle to play me!” Well, If you’re one of those people who are curious about who would play you in your sad little life’s movie, I have found this web site that compares your smug mug to those who are much more famous and well-to-do than you. These are the results I received:

I don’t know who the hell any of these people are but I have decided that in my will I’ll be asking for the acting services of Jacques Offenbach because he’s rockin’ some sweet ass sideburns. That is given that he is still alive when my movie is made.

7 thoughts on “Who Will Play Me In My Life’s Movie”

  1. i dont think that was the best choice of picture. yeesh. the people they picked for you are way off.

    also: do you mean nicole richie or christina ricci?

  2. I tried to tell you my results the other day, but my comment was lost. Where did it go? I’m sorry if it ended up on a recipe post, all out of place and inappropriate.

    Anyway! I put in a picture of me and Eli and my son, and here’s the result:

    Eli: Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and David Beckham

    Me: Elizabeth Taylor, Isabella Rosselini and Katie Holmes


    We all got a chuckle about that and then I closed the evil program that said my darling baby (who is only a year old and cannot help it if his baby fat conceals his glorious bone structure) looks like a dictator.

  3. Hey, I’ve been trying to post for the last couple of days..but my comments are disappearing…

    Hope this works.

    What I wanted to say was, Sun Yat Sen? That’s pretty interesting. You have much in common with the Father of Modern China.

  4. chevy – yes, exactly

    lamby – yes also

    jaeme – that is one hot family you have there!

    thb – we have more in common than you could imagine

    cindy – who?

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